HAT WEEK: HATS!

In celebration of HAT WEEK, I am going to take a look at some very real super hero hats that you can buy and wear (though I would not recommend it).

First we have a Superman cap plastered with Jim Lee artwork. This hat blatantly ignores the "less is more" philosophy:

"SO, DO YOU LIKE SUPERMAN?"

And if Superman isn't your thing, but you are still into hideous hats and Jim Lee artwork, the cap also is available in Batman:

"HAVE YOU EVER READ HUSH, BRO?"

This next hat seems like a pretty straightforward, though still terrible, Death of Superman hat:

NEVER FORGET.

Except wait! It's not that at all! It's actually part of a series of hats featuring superhero logos that have been splattered in paint:

THE FLASH CAN OUTRUN EVERYTHING...EXCEPT A BUCKET OF PAINT.

Of course there are plenty of Dark Knight Joker hats, none of which should be worn by anyone:

I'M NOT SURE WHO THINKS THEY CAN PULL THIS OFF, BUT THEY ARE WRONG.

"HMMM...I THINK I'LL WEAR MY FORMAL DARK KNIGHT JOKER CAP TONIGHT."

NEVER FORGET.

There's a confusing series of Marvel hats that feature other Marvel logos with Wolverine slashes through them. I guess it's like the Marvel equivalent of having Calvin peeing on a Chevy logo:

HAHA! FUCK YOU, FANTASTIC FOUR!

SPIDER-MAN? MORE LIKE SPIDER-DICK!

This is a very intense movie Batman hat that just looks insane to me. Although if I were talking to someone who was wearing it, I would probably be staring dreamily at their forehead the whole time:

"HELLO RACHELLE. PAY NO ATTENTION TO THE NERD BELOW ME. YOU NEED ONLY SPEAK TO ME."

This hat is, for real, just straight up awesome:

IF I WORE BALLCAPS, I WOULD WEAR THIS ALL THE TIME.

This hat is straight up terrifying:

"I'M LOOKING FORWARD TO OUR BLIND DATE. I'LL BE THE ONE WEARING CAPTAIN AMERICA'S HEAD ON MY HEAD.

Hey, I know there's really no limits to how tacky your Punisher merchandise can be. But if there were a limit, I would say this hat is dangerously close to it:

"AW MAN, THE PUNISHER IS SO FUCKING DOPE. HE, LIKE, SHOOTS SHIT AND SHIT."

"AND HE'S GOT A SKULL ON HIS SHIRT. HE'S EVEN COOLER THAN VENOM."

And finally, Superman would never wear this:

UNLESS BATMAN TOLD HIM TO.