A Truism

Just a bit of sage if somewhat bigoted wisdom from Mystery in Space No. 7.

The ironic part is that he was never actually a robot.

The Unfunnies: Shorty vs. Facial Hair

Did I ever mention that Shorty was in the Navy during WWII? Yes, he went from office boy to Ordinary Seaman and then to high school student in the 50s, so evidently he was able to lie not only about his height but also the fact that he was roughly 12, thus his problems in keeping up with the Navy Hipsters that seemingly infest his ship:

 

NOTE: I sincerely apologize if the last joke seemed out of date; the hipsters here still love their beards. I hope yours are the same.

- From Superman No. 32