The Return of Captain America!

Marvel went to the press this week with the most obvious shocking comic-related announcement of the year: Captain America is returning...from the grave!

We would like to offer some ideas about how Ed Brubaker, Marvel and Co. could go about bringing Steve Rogers back from the dead. Dave has included some helpful illustrations so as to make the powers at Marvel realize how awesome these ideas are.

POSSIBILITY #1: CAPTAIN AMERICA'S COFFIN WAS SHOT INTO SPACE AND LANDED ON THE GENESIS PLANET

POSSIBILITY #2: SHARON DREAMED THE WHOLE THING

POSSIBILITY #3: CAPTAIN AMERICA IS AWOKEN BY AN ENCHANTED KISS FROM WINTER SOLDIER

POSSIBILITY #4: CAPTAIN AMERICA IS AWOKEN BY AN ENCHANTED KISS FROM IRON MAN

 

I'm pulling for possibility #3!