Podcast - Episode 115: Best of the Rest

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We thought we'd give some of the OTHER comic book publishers some love this week. We don't hide the fact that this is primarily a superhero podcast, and that our first love is superhero-based comic books, but there are so many great comic book publishers and Dave is on the front lines of seeing what they are putting out each week, so we thought we'd check in. Most of them publish superhero books too!

Here's that delightful article about the drama that went down on the Jeremy Renner app. I'll miss that crazy app.

Thanks for listening!

Podcast - Episode 99: Spider-Man 3 (2007)

We have reached the end of the Spider-Man road. Spider-Man 3 is a divisive movie, in that there exists a chasm and on one side stands Dave and me, and on the other stands everybody else on earth.

We like this movie, is what I am saying. We like it a lot.

Look, the portrait of Willem Defoe is the best. THE. BEST.

And Bernard the butler rules. Check it out:

That is just some insane line delivery.

We talk a bit about The Quick and the Dead at the end of this episode, and, guess what, that deleted sex scene is STILL kind of hard to find online. It was deleted so the movie wouldn't get an R rating. This is the best I could find, and it has a watermark right in the middle:

But if you want to see Sharon Stone and Russell Crowe go to town on each other when they are both in their prime, CLICK THAT ARROW.

And if you've never seen that movie WATCH THAT MOVIE!

And if you want to see something dumb I did, check out the post where I use RuPaul's Drag Race GIFs to depict the cast members of Marvel's Secret Empire.

It was not a weird thing to do.

Ok, see you guys in a couple of weeks for Spider-Man: Homecoming and the launch of our summer book club!!!

Podcast - Episode 91: Free Comic Book Day Previews

Sorry this is late, guys. I was having trouble with the Squarespace login page yesterday and I was also too busy to deal with it.

So this week we run down some of the titles that will be available at Free Comic Book Day this Saturday. You can see them all here.

Also this week we discussed the Eisner Award nominees, which you can see here.

And here is that little 1978 documentary The World of Comic Books:

This week we introduced Rating the Super Hunks as a podcast segment. I think it worked ok. I'll let you decide. I think I should probably write out a blog post for each one, just for posterity. Please send us your requests for future hunk ratings!

See you next week! Read Secret Empire #1!!! It's so good!!!!

Podcast - Episode 84: Logan

What better way to celebrate International Women's Day than to talk about the latest, and please God final, Wolverine movie, LOGAN?

Also, because it's International Women's Day, I'm gonna totally phone in this blog post and fill the rest of it with pictures of hunks! Enjoy!

Armie, you dapper son of a bitch. Oh! And you've brought me a gin and tonic! How darling of you! I would like to join this Armie. Sign me the hell up. I'll do many consecutive tours.

Armie, you dapper son of a bitch. Oh! And you've brought me a gin and tonic! How darling of you! I would like to join this Armie. Sign me the hell up. I'll do many consecutive tours.

Oh, Christopher. With your perfect beard and your Canadian tuxedo and your mild hangover (probably). Let's go somewhere. 

Oh, Christopher. With your perfect beard and your Canadian tuxedo and your mild hangover (probably). Let's go somewhere. 

Byung-hun Lee. You are far too hot to not be the star of every North American movie. Look at you, with your perfect face and silky hair and flawless body. So engrossed in my Instagram account you don't even notice that your towel is slipping.

Byung-hun Lee. You are far too hot to not be the star of every North American movie. Look at you, with your perfect face and silky hair and flawless body. So engrossed in my Instagram account you don't even notice that your towel is slipping.

Aw, honey. Is your swimsuit all bunchy? It just seems to be caught on...something. It's really...got a tight grip on you, enveloping you in slick wetness...

Aw, honey. Is your swimsuit all bunchy? It just seems to be caught on...something. It's really...got a tight grip on you, enveloping you in slick wetness...

I know, Sebastian sweetie. It's cold. And you thought going to work in just some fancy, low-riding sweatpants and a medallion would be warm enough, but alas. Good thing I had this spare fleece throw.

I know, Sebastian sweetie. It's cold. And you thought going to work in just some fancy, low-riding sweatpants and a medallion would be warm enough, but alas. Good thing I had this spare fleece throw.

Michael B. Jordan (the "B" stands for buhwuhhrngggg), I can't believe you spilled your LaCroix all over yourself AGAIN! Come here, I'll get you cleaned up.

Michael B. Jordan (the "B" stands for buhwuhhrngggg), I can't believe you spilled your LaCroix all over yourself AGAIN! Come here, I'll get you cleaned up.

Alex, darling. I didn't see Tarzan. But I look at this still from that film every day. 

Alex, darling. I didn't see Tarzan. But I look at this still from that film every day. 

Trevante...you are my new favourite. I'm sorry to keep you waiting, but you may step into my office now. Thank you for dressing appropriately.

Trevante...you are my new favourite. I'm sorry to keep you waiting, but you may step into my office now. Thank you for dressing appropriately.

Ohhhh Henry. I love you and your super casual, perfectly-lit work-out photos. 

Ohhhh Henry. I love you and your super casual, perfectly-lit work-out photos. 

Look at these adorable boyfriends. I will absolutely join you boys in a minute.

Look at these adorable boyfriends. I will absolutely join you boys in a minute.

Oh, why not a little classic Paul Newman in the mix?

Oh, why not a little classic Paul Newman in the mix?

And let's finish with a slo-mo gif of Chris Evans running his fingers sexily through his hair, with bonus foreground Anthony Mackie.

If I were that interviewer I would be like "What can we expect from Captain America in the upcomin-buuuuuuuuuh..."

Criminal: Last Of The Innocent #1

It’s been a over week since Criminal: Last Of The Innocent #1 hit the stands at better comic shops everywhere, so I feel justified in discussing it freely—the high concept of this latest in Ed Brubaker and Sean Phillips’ series-of-miniseries is one of its best selling points, but the reveal of it definitely merits a spoiler warning. So, if you just want to take my word for it that it was the best comic I read last week and proceed from there, then by all means, go buy it and then come back to read my thoughts on it. Otherwise, read on while I try to make a point about its greater relevance, both sudden and ongoing.

 Still with me? Or back after reading it? Okay, good. Criminal: Last Of The Innocent is about a guy named Riley Richards, once a fun-loving, all-American teen, returning to his hometown of Brookview to deal with his father’s terminal illness. In the years since he passed on the girl next door, Lizzie, to marry her rich rival, Felicity, Riley’s life has gone down the toilet—he’s in hock to the mob, and Felicity is cheating on him with another one of his childhood friends, Teddy. By the issue’s end, Riley is convinced that the only way to reclaim his fun-loving youth is to murder his cheating wife. Any of these characters sound familiar? Even if you don’t pick up on it right away, the cartoony flashbacks to the gang’s wayward youths spell it out for you pretty quickly—Last Of The Innocent is about what happens after Archie grows up and marries Veronica. If you have never read a Criminal comic before, it doesn’t matter; each of Brubaker and Phillips’ crime series stands alone, even if some of the characters have connections to the protagonists in the preceding series. All you need to enjoy Last Of The Innocent #1 is a love of a good story—particularly a good crime noir story—and a passing knowledge of Archie comics (a little familiarity with Richie Rich and Josie & The Pussycats doesn’t hurt either, but it’s far from essential).

 Last Of The Innocent #1 works on more than one level, as every good story should. As said, it works as a hard-boiled crime story, one where some poor sap who’s had a bad go of things decides that one unforgivable, irreversible act of violence will turn his life around. It also works on a postmodern level, examining what might have become of a group of beloved cartoon archetypes after they all graduated from high school and moved out of their parents’ houses (even if this took them over half a century, in publishing terms). And finally, it works on the level of satire—specifically, a satire of our current preoccupation with, and the inherent dangers of, nostalgia. Riley is so convinced that his childhood was wonderful and perfect that he’s willing to kill it to get it back, even though a) he can’t ever get it back, not really, and b) his childhood maybe wasn’t as wonderful as he thought—the cartoony flashback sequences always seem to have some kind of danger and/or general unwholesomeness lurking around (sex, drugs, and murder were a lot more common in Brookview than in Riverdale, it turns out).

 This is an especially relevant theme, these days. Woody Allen’s latest movie, Midnight In Paris, wrestles with the notion that the good old days were, in fact, highly overrated, and that nostalgia is something of a tender trap. This week, J.J. Abrams’ new film, Super 8 opens—a loving homage to late 1970s/early 1980s sci-fi films like E.T. and Close Encounters Of The Third Kind—and some critics have already accused it of being an empty exercise in Spielberg worship (the legendary director executive-produced Super 8). And, last week’s bombshell announcement that DC Comics plans to relaunch their entire superhero publishing line in September speaks to both the need to let go of the past (70-plus years of continuity will be largely ignored to provide a fresh start for potential new readers, or so we were told at first), while also confirming that, in fact, nostalgia is an inescapable strand of the DNA of comics fans (after early reports of a total reboot, DC’s steady stream of title announcements for the September relaunch reveal that most of these series maintain the previous continuity pretty much intact, despite the requisite costume redesigns and creative team rotations). Even for comic book publishers, it’s tough to let go of the good old days.

 Last Of The Innocent isn’t one of those wretched re-examinations of beloved comics characters that wallows in postmodernism by simply recasting old favourites as drug addicts, wife beaters, and fascists (although one of the thinly-veiled Riverdale gang is now saddled with a substance abuse problem). Brubaker and Phillips actually have something to say about the dangers of viewing the past through rose-coloured glasses, and their Archie pastiche provides an entertaining and insightful storytelling device with which to deliver it.